I spent some time this afternoon crop for interesting book and fit out cover art on Amazon . I write fabrication on a regular basis , so it ’s good to know what ’s out there .
And some of what ’s out there is good than you ever think potential .
Here are a few awful title I discovered today , starting withHORROR ISLAND by Ben Hammott :
If the cover does n’t get you , just expect until you read the verbal description :
“ Cocooned in rock , the alien being was propelled into space when the dying satellite burst . Dormant for many millenary as it journey through the cosmea , it channelise towards a blue planet . A ardent spectacle announced its arrival when it entered Earth ’s air and crashed to the airfoil . snare on an island it could n’t get out from , it grew , evolve , hunted and spawned . Time passed . Human ’s arrived … ”
Human ’s are gon na be intimate this one . And extra points for the artwork – the wanderer woman is awesome .
But still … is she as awful as this SEA SCORPION ?
take care out forTHE BREACH by Edward J. McFadden III .
“ A class 4 hurricane punched a quarter mile kettle of fish in Fire Island , exposing the Great South Bay to the ferocity of the Atlantic Ocean , and the flow tear something terrible through the new breach . A monstrosity of the past tense blend with the present has been upset and it ’s discover its room into the sheltered water of Long Island ’s southern ocean .
Nate Tanner know in Stones Throw , Long Island . A disgraced SCPD tec police lieutenant put out to pasture in the nautical part because of his Navy background and experience with aquatic crime conniption , Tanner is assigned to hunt the creeper in the bay . But he and his team shortly discover they ’re the ones being run . ”
The guy on the deck is going to need a higher calibre .
And since we ’re on the lead of creepy critters , here ’s a third volume to fill out a trilogy of affright :
VIETNAM BLACK – a novel by Brad Harmer - Barnes !
“ Tasked with get hold a US informant who has gone missing in the village of Hai Trang , Sergeant Reese and Corporal Hanson direct their police squad off into the Vietnamese hobo camp , but it is n’t long before they get the sense that there ’s something different about this mission . They discover Viet Cong corpses along the path , queerly mummify or exsiccate , and the small town of Hai Trang itself turns out to be a ghost townspeople . There , they rule just one survivor – a youthful girl named Lai Anh – who tells them that everyone in the settlement has been destroy by the ‘ Vietnam Black ’ . ”
Giant centipede + Vietnam = the consummate setup .
The only thing that might be better is a 700 - page Christian Bible on philosophical time - traveling apes write wholly in iambic pentameter .
WHAT ?
THAT subsist ?
Yes – it ’s literal .
THE APES OF EDEN ( the complete saga ) by Jon P. Gunn is a 700 - pageboy book on metre - traveling anthropoid write in iambic pentameter .
“ In the year 19067 , a folk of killer apes leaves Eden on a Post - Apocalyptic Search for God . They look evil animal from Hell and Heaven alike . The story is told in the words of Literate Louie , the Scribe of the Tribe . “
Though the verbal description on Amazon is rife with errors , I study part of the book itself and it looks to be well - written . The author plain save the book over many long time and then pass away without publishing the study .
Crazy – or adept ?
peradventure I ’ll publish a rule book report – come plenty to read this weekend .
